Joseph Heaton was untimely ripped from his mother's womb (if you know that reference you are also gay) on May 22, 1980 at the Hinsdale Hospital and Sanitarium. (seriously, it says that on my birth certificate.) From an early age, Joseph showed a propensity for the gay. Video footage of him dancing to the entire score of Dirty Dancing confirms that Joe is a homo.
Meta Kroker aka Luke Skywalker(this is what she used to tell people her name was) was born November 30th, 1976 to a couple of homo lovin sons 'a guns. It was apparent that Meta was in a "gay way" early on when she chopped off the long blonde hair of her baby doll and promptly named the doll "Baseball Boy". Photographic evidence of her butch tendencies abound, leaving no doubt that Meta is, and always has been, a huge lez.
Now, let us introduce our gay blog. As you may have already concluded, Joe and I are *whispered hush*
Meta and Joe